Beards Make Games Better

Cloud with a Beard
Cloud

As the age-range of the average video game player continues to increase, its only natural that game makers will begin to develop more mature titles as their demographic becomes more mature itself.  This is not to mean that games require more blood, gore, or sexuality.  Sometimes, older gamers only need a figure that they themselves can identify with.  

Instead of creating entire new franchises that feature fresh, adult-themed characters; the world of gaming can just take its existing superstars and transform them into more mature figures of the industry.

There's no easier way to do this than by slapping a beard on several established characters.  Because there's nothing more mature than a man with a ferret on his chin.

Mario with a Beard
Mario
Solid Snake with a Beard
Solid Snake
Sonic with a Beard
Sonic
Link with a Beard
Link
Pacman with a Beard
PacMan
Master Chief with a Beard
Master Chief
Fox McCloud with a Beard
Fox McCloud
MegaMan with a Beard
MegaMan
Lara Croft with a Beard
Lara Croft
 
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